Top Ten Ways You Will Know When Feng Shui Has “Arrived”

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10. Your friends tell you they are using blacklights for “mood lighting.”

9. Bug zappers are out; Venus Flytraps are in.

8. Job applicants ask if the company’s in a Wang Shan-Wang Shui building.

7. Gangstas pile their bullet casings for use as a Metal remedy.

6. Nobody calls you a “New Age weirdo” anymore.

5. You have to sign onto a waiting list for pond installation and the price of boulders skyrockets.

4. Your Feng Shui consultant’s business card reads “infertility consultant.” The use of IVF plummets, but home remodeling is a booming business.

3. You throw a party and everyone asks which room has the money energy this year so they can stand there.

2. Martha Stewart’s Feng Shui catalog shows up in your mailbox.

1. People stop saying “Bless you!” after you say “Feng Shui.”

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