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Top Ten Ways You Will Know When Feng Shui Has “Arrived”

10. Your friends tell you they are using blacklights for “mood lighting.” 9. Bug zappers are out; Venus Flytraps are in. 8. Job applicants ask if the company’s in a Wang Shan-Wang Shui building. 7. Gangstas pile their bullet casings for use as a Metal remedy. 6. Nobody calls you a “New Age weirdo” anymore. […]

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A Funny Feng Shui Dictionary

What the Feng Shui practitioner says: What it really means: Bagua Baked goods usually served with lox and cream cheese. The octagonal-shaped ones are definitely not kosher. Yi Jing An old book everyone talks about but nobody reads ’cause it doesn’t have a lot of pretty pictures or easy information. Tai Chi An exercise class. […]

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